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Welcome to the best energy review blog on the web! Let me start by giving you all a bit of "about us" information. This blog is being created as a review site for an energy drink called "Tweak Extreme Energy." This is a new energy drink that has just come on the market that I absolutely love! I wanted a way to get people to try this stuff and I know the credibility that celebrities can lend to any cause they choose to take up. It just so happens that I have a close personal relationship with almost every celebrity you can imagine and I decided that as a public service, I would take it upon myself to provide a forum where celebrities could tell us commoners their opinions and experiences with this wonderful drink.

Celebrities seem to have taken an interesting mantle upon themselves in our society. Using their superior intellect, access to media, and God given good looks, celebrities bring public awareness to issues of public concern that experts in the field, scientists, and professionals are--for some reaso--under qualified to tackle.
For example; as A father, I am particularly grateful for pioneers like Jenny McCarty who was able to bring to my awareness the risks of vaccinating my children from potentially lethal childhood diseases, lest these vaccinations cause Autism. Scientists from some of the greatest intellectual institutions in the world who have studied this condition have all been incapable of coming to the conclusion that this celebrity genius was easily able to reach with just one child being diagnosed with this condition. What a GENIUS! And if this amazing feat of academic and scientific prowess for a woman with no college education wasn't enough, she has singlehandedly cured her child from this horrible condition! Let's get this woman working on cancer for hells sakes!
A genius of this caliber wouldn't just deprive mankind of her amazing gifts and just focus on this one passion. Ms. McCarthy has also become a bestselling author! From her brilliant comedic and satirical view on pregnancy in "Belly Laughs, The Naked Truth about Pregnancy and Childbirth" to her work that has done what the best minds in medicine and science could not "Healing and Preventing Autism: A Complete Guide" just to name a few, Jenny has shaken the world of literature in a way not seen since the likes of Tolstoy and Hemingway. One can only imagine the good for mankind she is yet to accomplish.

Another celebrity whose genius and wisdom have inspire me is my close personal friend, Tom Cruise. Little did we know when this budding young actor burst on the scene in his tightey whiteys in "Risky Business" that we were looking at our generation's Freud! Hiding behind the unassuming munchkin-esque figure of of a midget movie star was a Goliath of a man who would contribute greatly to fields of Psychology, Psychiatry, Philosophy, and Medicine. Who else but my close personal friend Mr. Cruise (or T-Dawg as he likes me to call him) would have the courage, clarity and capability to out traditional Psychiatry as an unnecessary and evil science on a forum of such intellectual and academic credibility as "The Today's Show".
Simply put, T-dawg is an amazing man. His Thetan level must be at a level not seen since L. Ron Hubbard himself. I can only hope that the incredible spiritual clarity that gave him the ability to inform everyone who "suffers" from the phantom malaise of depression that there is actually nothing wrong with them, will also inspire them to dispose of the dreaded dependence on the dispicable drugs which have clearly been nothing but a placebo to cure their own bad attitude. What a visionary!

These are just a couple of examples of how the omnipotent wisdom of our beloved celebrities have blessed the world we live in. My goal is that I can take this superior intelligence and wisdom of which I have close personal access and funnel it to the masses to educate the world on Tweak Extreme Energy and Tweaker Energy Shots. These are the best drinks on the market and I would die a failure if I did not do everything in my power to bring this blessing to all of mankind. So to all who read this post, please continue to come and check us out! I will have at least one celebrity each week write a testimonial on the universal goodness of Tweak Extreme and Tweaker Energy products. So for your own good and the greater good of mankind, come read my blog and tell your friends that you too may reap the benefits of increased energy, motivation, and vigor without the sugar, calories, and over inflated price of other energy drinks.